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 A male crab asked a female crab to marry him. She noticed that he was walking straight instead of sideways and thought "Wow, this crab is really special and I can't let him go." 
After she married him, she noticed her husband walking sideways like all the other crabs. 
"What happened? You used to walk straight before we married." 
"Oh, honey, I can't drink that much every day."  |