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男人們制定的“婦女守則”（系列2）
[ 2007-02-09 15:48 ]
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這是一篇既有趣又有一定真實(shí)性的文章，一定程度上反映了男生男人們的心理。與大家分享一下，希望你們也會(huì)喜歡。
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We guys always hear the rules from our women. Here are Our rules. Note all rules are numbered #1 on purpose.
我們男人總是聽(tīng)到自己女人制訂的規(guī)則，以下是我們的規(guī)則。注意！所有的規(guī)則都被列為“第一”，這是有意的。
#1 Don't cut your hair. Ever! Long hair is always more attractive than short hair. One of the big reasons guys fear getting married is that married women always cut their hair and by then you're stuck with her.
第一條：不要剪頭發(fā)，決不要！長(zhǎng)頭發(fā)總是比短頭發(fā)更有吸引力。男人害怕結(jié)婚的一個(gè)主要原因是：結(jié)了婚的女人總要把頭發(fā)剪短， 而此時(shí)你已經(jīng)被她粘住了。
#1 Sometimes we are not thinking about you. Live with it.
第一條：有時(shí)我們并沒(méi)有想你們。將就著過(guò)吧。
#1Crying is blackmail.
第一條：哭泣是敲詐。
（源自《看幽默故事學(xué)英語(yǔ)》 通訊員廈門(mén)大學(xué)魏紅心供稿 英語(yǔ)點(diǎn)津陳蓓編輯）
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