男人們制定的“婦女守則”(系列8)
[ 2007-02-11 17:26 ]
這是一篇既有趣又有一定真實(shí)性的文章,一定程度上反映了男生男人們的心理。與大家分享一下,希望你們也會(huì)喜歡。
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We guys always hear the rules from our women. Here are Our rules. Note all rules are numbered #1 on purpose.
我們男人總是聽(tīng)到自己女人制訂的規(guī)則,以下是我們的規(guī)則。注意!所有的規(guī)則都被列為“第一”,這是有意的。
#1 Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as navel lints, the shotgun formation, or monster trucks.
第一條:不要問(wèn)我們?cè)谙胧裁矗悄銈儨?zhǔn)備與我們討論諸如包肚臍眼的綁帶,霰彈獵槍的構(gòu)造,或者巨型卡車(chē)等問(wèn)題。
#1 If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing", we will act like nothing's wrong. We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle.
第一條:如果我們問(wèn)你們?cè)趺戳?,而你們說(shuō)“沒(méi)事”,我們就會(huì)表現(xiàn)得好像沒(méi)事一樣。我們不是不知道你們?cè)谡f(shuō)謊,只是覺(jué)得不值得為此小題大做而已。
#1 You have too many shoes.
第一條:你們的鞋子已經(jīng)太多了。
(源自《看幽默故事學(xué)英語(yǔ)》 通訊員廈門(mén)大學(xué)魏紅心供稿 英語(yǔ)點(diǎn)津陳蓓編輯)
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