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摩西和耶穌
[ 2007-05-16 08:24 ]

A burglar breaks into a house. He sees a CD player that he wants so he takes it.

Then he hears a voice "JESUS is watching you". He looks around with his flashlight wandering "What The HELL Was That?".

He spots some $ on a table and takes it......Once again he hears a voice " JESUS is watching you".

He hides in a corner trying to find where the voice came from. He spots a birdcage with a parrot in it! He goes over and asks " Was that your voice?". It said "YES".

He then says "What's your name?". It says "MOSES".

The burglar says " What kind of person names his bird moses??" The parrot replys "THE SAME PERSON THAT NAMES HIS Rottweiler "JESUS".

一個(gè)竊賊潛入一戶人家。他看到一個(gè)喜歡的CD機(jī),他趕緊拿了。就在這個(gè)時(shí)候他聽到有人說:“耶穌正在看著你。”他照著手電看來看去,嘀咕著:“到底是什么人在說話?”這時(shí),他看到桌子上有些錢,他又拿了。。。那聲音又來了:“耶穌正在看著你?!彼愕揭粋€(gè)角落,想找出是誰在說話。結(jié)果看到一只鸚鵡,于是他問鸚鵡:“是你在說話嗎?”鸚鵡承認(rèn)了。 小賊說:“你叫什么名字?”“摩西”。小賊說:“什么人給鳥取這種名字?”鸚鵡回答:“就是那個(gè)給他的羅威那犬取名為‘耶穌’的那個(gè)人啊?!?/p>

 
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