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再活40年

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Cindy was from the richest neighborhood in town. One day, she had a heart attack and was taken to a hospital. While on the operating table, she had a near-death experience.

She saw an angel and asked: “Is this it?” the angel said:“No, you have another 40 years to live.”

Upon her recovery, Cindy decided to stay in the hospital and have a facelift. She even had someone dye her hair. She figured since she had another 40 years, she might as well make the most of it.

She walked out of the hospital lobby and was killed by an ambulance speeding up to the hospital. She arrived in front of the angel and said: “I thought you said I had another 40 years!”

The angel replied: “Cindy? Is that you? I didn’t recognize you!”

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